rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

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1 day ago // 427,649 notes

liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

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2 days ago // 306,964 notes

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

(Source: heteroh, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)


2 days ago // 457,024 notes
sara-bellissimo:

Erection.

Billboard in Seattle in the 70s
Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time. The only way to fail at life is to abstain. Johanna de Silentio (via angelasuh)

(Source: thegentlemanslibrary, via gabrielleisgolden)


5 days ago // 14,595 notes

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

(Source: wars3, via dulect)


5 days ago // 456,647 notes
reallylameblog:

asian:

went grocery shopping

Please don’t eat these dogs